Magnum the Magical Unicorn
How to make a Unicorn out of your own beloved horse.
Caution: they may not like you when its done j/k! Have fun!
Step One: Wash and bathe thoroughly, Braid mane,
tail and forelock. Cover with clean fly sheet so he doesn't
get taunted by those pesky flies
Step Two: Carve horn, spray paint horn. Paint hooves black with hoof
black then gold with acrylic paint. String collected flowers
through mane and tail in an orderly fashion. Make sure horse
is annoyed with you enough to shake his head several times
causing the horn to come loose having you to re-do it.
Step Three: Now that the details are complete all there is to do now
is "POSE and SHOOT". Make sure you get many different poses
of the horse until he gets dizzy, confused and steps on your
feet.
Step Four: Now that you have gotten the desired poses from your horse,
you take off the lead rope and hope he doesn't do a mad dash
to his stall.
Step Five: PHHEEEWW! No mad dash.. Wait he's not even moving.. now,
if this happens to you, put the lead back on and lead your
horse to the top end of the field and watch them fly back to
the barn at an alarming rate...ok maybe just a trot, I guess...
Step Six: Now that he's back closer to his herd, he'll relax and
forget all about how undignified he looks..or he'll remember
from all the other horses making fun of him. Now Magnum try not
to look so mad at us!
